Contrary to what I’ve said, sometimes drinking is not cool
I thought that being a day of rest, I’d just tell a story about when I lived in Hudson’s Hope, BC (I suggest you Google that shit, if you don’t already know about it). I ended up there after I had...
View ArticleWell, that’s gonna take a while
If you haven’t, you should read Part 1 before reading this. I guess it’s a bit more work than I thought switching the blog over, so Mrs. Birdman told me I should finish yesterday’s story. Seeing as...
View ArticleStill no God
Before you start, you should read Part 1 and Part 2 before reading this. I’m going to start up where I left off last time, with me crawling back up the river to find a place to light. When I got myself...
View ArticleHappy Mother’s Day, Baby
Happy Somewhat Anniversary as well. I say “somewhat” because it’s been about two years since we started dating. Two years, and you’re still here. Well, I guess it’s your house so that only makes sense,...
View ArticleFloat Your Fanny Down The Ganny
That’s right, Gadget and I are teaming up with PXL Cross-linked Foam and building a raft for the annual Float Your Fanny Down The Ganny race. I was excited because I love the thought of capsizing in...
View ArticleWe Floated Our Fannies
Yep, we surely did. It was the maiden voyage for all of us, and it was awesome. Out of 56 crazy crafts, we came in 17th. Not too shabby, right? We had a pretty amazing raft built at Northumberland...
View ArticleI’m Alive
I made it out west, but I’ve had a very busy threefour days, so I haven’t had any time to blog. I brought my old laptop out, just to make it a bit easier to get all of this shit … Continue reading →
View ArticleWhere Does It Go?
No, I’m not talking about that, although I could have used some hints when I was younger. I’m talking about time. I was pretty sick all this week, but what about last week, and probably next week? It...
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